i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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