i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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