i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Send help, water and tortillas.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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