I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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