I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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