Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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