Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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