i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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