pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
