return my video game
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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