My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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