somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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