why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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