No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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