that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
