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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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