this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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