i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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