I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
