Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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