dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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