bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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