i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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