i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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