i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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