Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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