woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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