hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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