The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
BRING THE BAGELS
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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