On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize