This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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