they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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