I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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