We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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