that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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