their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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