Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
i out mim tonsoeep
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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