Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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