i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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