Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Terrible idea I love it
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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