The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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