Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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