You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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