i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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