is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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