Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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