Having a random hookup so left but love u
time to smoke my breakfast
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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