just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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