but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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