I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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