Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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