that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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