I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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