sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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