im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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