Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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