do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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