people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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